I'm a total kid at heart
Warning: this blog is occasionally a little NSFW.
You can keep sending asks if you want but I won’t be able to get to them until the morning. Jfc they are wonderful asks Anon, but I have an early day tomorrow ;A;
Yes, yoh is good at it too, but Hao has a 1000 years of experience. NOT TO MENTION HOW MANY TIMES HE GOT AROUND IN HIS FIRST LIFE.
IM C RY inG
I’m actually dead.
Basically, pillow fights go as well as you’d expect:
Until Hao’s hair catches on fire or something. JFC ANON, YOU’RE JUST PLAYING WITH ME
he eats them all the same way:
he deep throats them.
Alternatively, if you need a visual, like so
WHO WAS IT THIS TIME??? Anon, you’re not getting porn out of me again. You think you’re asking the important questions, but the real question is How do you think Hao eats bananas and popsicles.
(don’t worry, it’s safe under the cut)